Jamba Juice




Here is the list of secret smoothies Jamba Juice claims to have. Note: not all Jamba Juices knows how to make these.


Andres’ Surprise

Apple Pie

Berry Depressing

Blue Topia

Butterfingers

Chocolate covered Strawberries

Screaming Orgasm

Fruity Pebbles

White Fruity Pebbles

Pink Fruity Pebbles

Blue Gummi Bear

Chocolate Gummi Bear

Green Gummi Bear

Pink Gummi Bear

Red Gummi Bear

White Gummi Bear

Hello Jesus

Lemonade Lightning

Melonade wave

Now and Later

Orange Dream Machine

Pacific Passion

Peanut Butter and Jelly

Penis Shooter

Pineapple Dreaming

Rainbow Sherbert

Raspberry Dreaming

Reeses Pieces

San Diego

Skittles

Sourpatch Kid

Starburst (AKA Pink Star)

Strawberries Dreaming

Strawberries Lightning

Strawberry Shortcake

Sunny Delight

Thank You Jesus

Tootsie Roll

Tropical Tango

Someone needs to try to order the Penis Shooter!

July 4, 2008 • Posted in: Uncategorized

15 Responses to “Jamba Juice”

  1. Evan - July 28, 2008

    ive also heard that theres a “sex on the beach” smoothie but
    that might just be a myth

  2. admin - July 28, 2008

    I’ve asked for a “Hello Jesus” and “Thank you Jesus” at my local Jamba… they knew about it but didn’t know how to make it :( I ended up getting a Screaming Orgasm. I will ask for sex on the beach next time.

  3. Hiro - August 8, 2008

    I tried to order “Penis Shooter” but no one knows what that is. So I ordered “White gummi bear”. It was alright. Tasted like a candy.

  4. Kailah - November 5, 2008

    I’ve had the white gummi bear, the sour patch kid, the thank you jesus, and the tootsie roll. all are amazing!!!! go get a tootsie roll then write back:0

  5. Robert - November 8, 2008

    Sex on the beach is real haha my friend ordered it,
    she said it was good,
    Im going there now, ima order it :)

  6. Gibran - November 14, 2008

    Sour Patch Kids:
    12 oz lemonade
    1 scoop of every sherbert
    1 scoop of blueberries

    Fruity Pebbles:
    10 oz soy milk
    1 scoop of every sherbert
    1 scoop frozen yogurt

    PB&J (different recipes):
    soy milk
    2 scoops peanut butter
    2 scoops frozen yogurt
    2 scoops strawberries
    1 scoop blueberries

    Skittles:
    12 oz lemonade
    2 scoops frozen yogurt
    2 scoops strawberries
    1 scoop lime

    Butterfinger:
    8 oz chocolate base
    2 oz carrot juice
    2 scoops peanut butter
    2 scoops frozen yogurt

    Strawberry Cheesecake:
    12 oz passion mango juice
    2 scoops frozen yogurt
    2 scoops strawberries

    Strawberry Shortcake:
    6 oz pineapple juice
    6 oz soy milk
    3 scoops frozen yogurt
    2 scoops strawberries
    1 scoop pineapple

    Orchard Oasis:
    peach juice
    pineapple sherbert
    strawberries
    blueberries

    Tropical Awakening:
    passion mango juice
    low calorie dairy base
    mangos
    bananas

    Peaches & Cream:
    peach juice
    soy milk
    frozen yogurt
    peaches

    Green Apple:
    8 oz lemonade
    4 oz apple juice
    2 scoops frozen yogurt
    2 scoops lime sherbert
    1 scoop mangos
    matcha boost
    3 scoops ice

    Purple Dinosaur:
    6 oz pomegranate juice
    6 ox soy milk
    1 scoop (of each) strawberries, blueberries, bananas
    1 scoop frozen yogurt
    1 scoop raspberry

    San Diego (Sunny Delight):
    6 oz orange juice
    4 oz lemonade
    2 scoops (of each) orange and lime

    Screaming Orgasm:
    12 oz peach juice
    2 scoops pineapple
    1 scoop (of each) strawberries & mangos

    Chaddykins:
    6 oz orange juice
    6 oz enlightened base
    2 scoops pineapple
    2 scoops strawberries
    1 scoop raspberry

    Smarties:
    12 oz soy milk
    2 scoops (of each) raspberry & pineapple
    1 scoop blueberries

    Green Gummi:
    8 oz lemonade
    2 oz soy milk
    3 scoops lime
    1 scoop pineapple
    1 scoop peaches

    Bubblegum Blast:
    6 oz low calorie dairy base
    4 oz soy milk
    2 scoops frozen yogurt
    2 scoops strawberries
    1 scoop (of each) raspberry & pineapple

    Wake-Up Call:
    6 oz orange juice
    4 oz lemonade
    1 scoop (of each) orange & pineapple
    1 scoop (of each) strawberry, peach, banana

    Blutopia:
    blueberry juice
    soymilk
    frozen yogurt
    blueberries

    Chocolate Covered Cherry:
    soy milk
    chocolate base
    frozen yogurt
    cherries strawberries

  7. admin - November 14, 2008

    LOL holyshit! The ingredients to the legendary drinks!! I’ll most likely write some of these down on paper, save it in my wallet and bust it out at my local Jamba Juice if they don’t know how to make it. THX Gibran

  8. banana man - January 28, 2009

    well the pb&j is
    4oz soy
    4oz raz juice
    2 peanut butter
    1 granola blended in
    2 raz shurbert
    1 fro yo
    1 blue 1 ice

  9. ALEC C - March 2, 2009

    WAT THE FUCK ARE THE INGREDIENTS TO THE “HEYYYYYY JESUS”???

    always and forever, <3 alec!

  10. Starry.Eyed - June 6, 2009

    I’m going to Jamba Juice soon.
    I’m so excited, I heard about the Screaming Orgasm a while ago and I really want to get it. [:
    I’m finally going to be able to try it.

  11. John - June 20, 2009

    Your blog is great! Just bookmarked it :)

  12. Name (required) - December 18, 2009

    the screaming orgasm and choclate covered cherry ones taste good (: i’mm going there laterr on tooday ! <3

  13. leslie - May 16, 2010

    whats the recipe to penis shooter?

  14. True - May 21, 2010

    I just got the new one they made ( Blue Waffle ) it was delicious. sorta like the white gummybear and the bubblegum blast together. omg its super yummy

  15. Jaidels babymomma - July 2, 2010

    Omq watss thaa recipe fOr tha penis shooter??

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